Evil Plan <3
24 février 2010 | Rangé dans Petites choses de la vie, Rien à foutre | Commentaires fermés
Un générateur de plan de domination de la planète. Mmmmwaaa aaa. *insérer ici rire démoniaque quelconque*
Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: RevengeStage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a rock star. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, shocked by your arrival. Who is this really bad guy? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?
Stage Two
Next, you must obliterate the statue of liberty. This will all be done from a fake mountain, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of ninjas hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must unleash your doomsday device, bringing about an end to sanity. Your name shall become synonymous with nightmares, and no man will ever again dare roll his or her eyes. Everyone will bow before your unbreakable will, and the world will have no choice but to send you all their money.
